this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Blurghglurgh@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] eggymachus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Deathbrownnote

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dammit. That’s a much better title!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

To be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".

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[–] TomMasz@kbin.social 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Submarines have more bathroom space.

[–] donuts@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

RIP OceanGate Titan

[–] ladananton450@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is literally what I see in my dreams

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

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[–] TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 years ago

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

[–] guywithadeathwish@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago

I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

[–] Posh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

[–] drewdarko@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

If it fits I shit

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

“Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

[–] Lordgeoffery@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At first I was like ??... But then I was like ???

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[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When and where do you wash your hands?

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

[–] HumbertTetere@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

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[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?

[–] gingwolf6@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago
[–] omgarm 7 points 2 years ago

Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

[–] rjthyen@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.

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This is like 10 kilogrovers.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

That re-defines longdrop.

[–] anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Dystopian vibe

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