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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's life has sunk to new depths (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Empricorn 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I honestly didn't see that coming.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's not on pizza, it's on the bottom (of bikinis).

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 5 months ago

OP's post title game is on point

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Anon too autistic to realize that he terrorizes a small town on a daily basis.

[–] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 months ago

ok but squidward isn't gonna do anything amazing with his life.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

That is a very very nice pineapple for someone with no money tho.