45 minutes?!
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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They had their phone with them.
And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.
45 minutes is nothing where i come from
You need to eat more fiber.
i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet
Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.
true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest
The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...
That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can't wit to see the ad recommendations I'll get after I searched for this, but yeah it's definitely 3d printed: https://makerworld.com/en/models/402187#profileId-303822
Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.
P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.
Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.
I need the STL file for this!