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Peachface Lovebirb ripeness chart (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 years ago by VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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Source... https://www.reddit.com/r/PartyParrot/comments/cuwye3/mango_ripeness_chart/

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[+] pixelle@midwest.social 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cats had long reign over the internet. Web3.0 should be for the birbs!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you really think the cats would accept that? The only reason they let us have the internet is due to our worship for them. Try telling a cat there's no cats on the internet, see how fast they start "playing" with the ethernet cables...

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

With our love for wireless, 5G, impending skynet, and starlink internet -- the skies are the future; and the birds are merely its inhabitants. And the cats know. The birds and sky was there since the beginning. Terra firma bound and unreachable, they dole out the sweetness. Hoping we'll stay down and give 'em head scritches forever -- never looking up. As one by one little birdies amass tomorrow to blot out the sun. Cat, king of the landline!

Sorry, I miss creative writing. 😋

[–] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This image filled a hole in my life I didn’t know I had

[–] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Soo... you should eat it now, right?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Birb should only be consumed emotionally. No bite. But yes.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Doesn't specify that the bird should be eaten.

[–] Aagje_D_Vogel 4 points 2 years ago

The right one is an Agapornis Fischeri, and not an Agapornis Roseicollis (Peach-faced Lovebird).