It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.
Ol’ Cleaning Bastard
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Wu Tang Clean
Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!
I'd name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing
Damn, beat me to it.
Vlad the Inhaler
A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.
I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions
My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests
50 Lint
I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.
Kensweep Lafloor
My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.
Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.
Get a first generation Roomba and name it "Old Cleaning Bastard"
Young hoovah babbyyy
H.O.O.V.A.
You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes
"Let's talk about those names you gave us..."
I'm thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I'm already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they'll be hyper-intelligent.
OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like "Meat Maid."
"Well now, would anybody like some toast?"
One day, I'll find out that the dirt they're going to vacuum up.... IS ME
Could've been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face
Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation
https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU
My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica
Because we could never find her
Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment
Benedict Crumberbatch
mines Floor Bitch
I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I'll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.
And here I just named mine, Joffre.
I hope he doesn't suck up any poisoned wine.
RoombaLumpa
Creating a map... is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.
Yes, but also you can partition it into rooms and tell it to just vacuum specific rooms. I didn't think I'd use that feature very often, but I seem to be using it a lot in rooms that we spend a lot of time in, like our kitchen.