No, they want somewhere safe, with fences separating you from the animals. Florida is more of a safari
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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...with fences separating you from the animals.
Washington D.C. in one month.
Rent a room with a balcony on Bourbon St New Orleans, or on Broadway in Nashville?
Now change it to "Black people". Oh, suddenly it's offensive? Stop being racist.
Florida's not even a race.
Jackson, Mississippi?
You'll be happy to know Florida is just one of fifty exhibits within the zoo.
Ever been to Mallorca?
HEY! I'm from Florida and I find that comment...
... completely accurate.
Oh damn! Tom Schally is an old friend of mine from my jr. high school years (I'm 40 years old now). He posts almost nothing but jokes online. I did not expect to see a familiar face screencapped on Lemmy today.
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Doesn’t Hungary drink more than anyone else? Coulda sworn I’ve heard that multiple times…
At the theme parks all the sharps containers in the bathrooms everywhere are always crammed full of insulin syringes.
The biologists that maintain the wetland preserve around the Kennedy Space Center have been building up the dunes around the launchpads to guard against climate change raising the sea level...for decades.
Just some fun Florida Facts.
Not Wisconsin?
Warm weather enables a wider scope of stupid behavior.