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[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Boy howdy, I'd let her cut my head off and eat me after mating! Am I right, folks?

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You've resigned yourself to the radical commie feminist agenda. Wake up sheeplefrothingfash

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Women hold up half the world (after eating your head)

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Cancelled too soon 😔

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've got a cute mantis. She is pretty hot

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

She's my little tyranid

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Dead leaf mantis. She's about a year old, so getting on a bit

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You say that like people don't already want to fuck the mantis.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Where would you get this completely outlandish idea

[–] Hector_McG@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago

You missed the huge, rending claws. Or is that just me?

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

TFW no mantiddies

[–] Twink@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

TFW no skinny legs and big ass but instead big thighs with no distinct ass (thighs too big) 🍑😇

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I could get lost in those big eyes

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Well your head probably tastes terrible and she can do better

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

No Luscious lips? yuck!