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"Vehicle is protected by bees" stickers for theft protection (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 7 months ago by CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Maybe there could be a whole line of bee theft protection gear. Imagine a subwoofer that plays a low buzzing sound or fake hives for the passenger seat.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

~~I’ll invest.~~

I’ll bee your first investor. I bet there will be a lot of buzz about it soon.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

Somebody needs to get Beehaw on this. I want an "Apartment protected by bees" sticker on my front door

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Hah, mine is protected my murder hornets!

No, seriously, I can't get near it, please help.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll give you $10 for 30%

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What’s 30% of $0?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're just going to have your bee gear stolen so they can protect themselves from the future bee attacks when they break into cars.

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

I can already see cops profiling bee keepers