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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 139 points 1 year ago (27 children)

Dear lurking liberal shitheads who bashed communists and others who said they refused to vote for genocide no matter how much you claimed they were helping Trump usher in a world of fascist darkness.

Congratulations. I hope you get a good refund price for all the smug moral superiority you've been lugging around for 10 months.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hope you get a good refund price for all the smug moral superiority you've been lugging around for 10 months

I hope they don't, learn something for once clowns

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They won't learn anything, we've got 100 years of precedence for this.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago
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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I fucking DARE any Lib lurkers to show their fucking faces in this site right now. Seriously, show yourselves COWARDS!

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

10 months

More like 100 years. It's the same story once again.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

They won't care. Just as fascists refuse all consistency and analytic precision in their thinking as long as it gives them access to power, liberals refuse all consistency and analytic precision in their thinking as long as it lets them claim the moral high ground.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2vMYxF4BE

Great, just fucking great. Not only is he garbage - his brains are continuing to leak out of his ears!

0:31 "Thankfully former Trump is not seriously linjerd."

04:09 "But in America we resolve our differences at the battle box. That's how we do it - at the battle box not with bullets."

Also

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's right, we all get together at the battle box and fight with the giant foam polearms from american gladiators.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wild hunch is that it was the first take and he simply refused to do another.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

too late in the day, grampy is tired

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

IT WAS A CAMPAIGN 🤣🤣🤣

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whoopies sorry there folks, we didn't mean to imply we had any convictions, or values, or beliefs of any kind, we were just bullshitting for votes sooorrry

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

I'd say the Disco Elysium quote is evergreen but honestly it's increasingly clear Moralism isn't even about control.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Greatest threat to democracy ever? That's just a slogan Jack"

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Probably the most jokerfying thing Kamala has ever said.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What happened to all the lemm.ee libs that used to come running to cry about the mortal peril and massive evil of Donald Trump? Where's all the smuglords "correcting" me for saying the two candidates are unquantifiably evil? Where's the debatelords arguing that Biden isn't a sheepdog and isn't just doing what Trump wants to do?

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good cops and bad cops, as goddamned fuckin usual

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Old-school "in a world" movie trailer voice: "The buddy cop movie you never expected to see... They said it couldn't be done... Biden... Trump... Lethal Weapon VII..."

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would never work, no way is Biden ever gonna say the words "I'm too old for this shit"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Just have him say "I'm too good for this stuff," and then use AI to fix his mouth and the words.

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[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a lot like that time Trump got covid and the r/politics mods were handing out bans for not having adequate emotional investment.

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He calls tbe trump supporter a hero lol. $5 says the trump supporter would’ve celebrated if Biden got shot

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

I saw a tweet of his where he was saying the Palestinians would “get over” being bombed like the Japanese.

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[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ngl im loving watching him fumble everything under the sun

Doesn’t even feel like he’s the president lololol

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Don’t think a campaign has been this big of a tirefire in history. This dude is taking L’s, sometimes through no fault of his own, but then also doubles down on the L taking.

Pure masochism on a level those on the right and left can’t even comprehend, the libs insist on greatness in this realm.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Won't be soom

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The parliamentarian said he can't deliver on any campaign promises until he is re-elected.

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[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Biden might as well literally campaign for Trump at this point.

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[–] Storm@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I pick up my Staff of Shit-Stirring and wave it over my head, calling the Lemmy Libs to explain themselves.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Oh I've already talked to libs about this. The excuse is that Democrats are expected to be the party of civility and if they don't act like that they lose suburbanite moderates that will think both parties are the same if Democrats are rude.

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Make America great again" - Trump

"To make America so to make America what it is to think about it what's make America so special" - Biden

You can see the teleprompter from the window's reflections. You can just make out the letters scrolling from Biden's forehead lmao

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Genuinely surprised he hasn’t forgotten who’s side he’s on and blurted out out ‘vote Trump’

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's saving that for debate number two

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

"We need to get Trump in the crosshairs!" biden-rember

"No, not like that!" whywhywhywhywhy

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbear and r/neoliberal are in agreement on this.

This might be the end times.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

They can speak for themselves those dicks and I absolutely are enemies

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Always being right can be draining...

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Life imitates memes brump

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