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What would be a "your mom" joke that makes sense in a video game you play? (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 years ago by HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] gmatkins@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

KSP: "Your mom gets around so much she's in a highly eccentric orbit."

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 years ago

I guess highly eccentric does explain you.

[–] 1337admin@1337lemmy.com 6 points 2 years ago

Your mom's so fat I can't even ultrahand her

--totk

[–] eximo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Your mum is so fat she is on A and B.

[–] daBeans@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Yo momma so fat β€” she managed to tip the Iceberg.

(Club Penguin β€” though, it might've been obvious from my profile picture lol. It was just too easy.)

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 years ago

The quantity of adipose tissue of your hive queen is of great interest and study of the enlightened species of the galaxy.

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Skyrim: Your mother has aged so that her looks resemble that of a draugr

Fallout: Your mom's so old she looks like a feral ghoul

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 years ago

My mom is a feral ghoul!

Dick...

[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

  1. Yo momma so fat she alone could feed and clothe my colonists for an entire winter.

  2. Yo momma so fat, not even Spitzer can pen.

Edit: added second one.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you skin that so quickly?

[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Go-juice, yayo, flake, and bionic arms.

[–] solivine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Renaming a Diamond Hoe in Minecraft

[–] lumii@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

β€œAre you going to make into the armada on time?”

… β€œdepends on your Mom”

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Oxygen Not Included: "your mum is like a shovel vole: round, with a dumb face, and always popping up everywhere uninvited"

[–] Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yo momma so fat, when Kirby swallows her he gains the power of Diabetes.

Yo momma so stupid that she mines straight down.

Yo momma so fat that when she joined Foxhound they gave her the codename "Suffering Manatee"

Yo momma so stupid that she tames Rexes with Mejoberries.

Yo momma so stupid that she tames Raptors.

Yo momma so stupid that she misses Barrens Chat.

Yo Momma so stupid she preorders games.

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