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[–] ren@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Care to elaborate on his conservative teachings? Unless you're stretching Jesus' teachings to the letters of Paul.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Always have been.

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LOL, if you reject Jesus' teachings then you literally aren't a Christian, no matter the mental gymnastics, cognitive dissonance & rationalizations you attempt.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

I can’t remember who said this but there’s a line about “if republicans can’t win democratically, they’ll abandon democracy before they abandon their ideals.” I guess the same goes for (some) Christians.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Everyone’s a Christian until it’s time to do Christian shit

[–] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago
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