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Don't forget to fill out your clamsheet for the week!
Normally I am sad when I see these because my work and school schedule prohibits me from having an actual weekend.
But my semester is over and I managed to get some time off, so after this Friday, I've got a mini vacation set up!
Ahoy mateys!
that's honestly really great. enjoy your mini vacation matey
Welcome aboard!
First week at a new job, feeling the weekend hella right now 😎
Just 2 more hours..
60hr week, this one. It’s been rough seas. I need this weekend and with it a good night’s sleep.
Tell Mr. Krabs that he needs to go on a diet. That is, a money diet. You need to get your snoozy bubbles more often 🐟
Really wasn't sure I'd make it this time
Clamsheet has been filled out successfully and now I will rest in my (small) pile of sand dollars. Just kidding, house work: part 3, let's go!
Unfortunately for Friday, it made it to me. Poor bastard.