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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything else? What am I missing?

A fucking brain is what you’re missing

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to hear her phone call to the sheriff.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

I can’t remember the last time I wanted audio so badly

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An update.

Nothing after that.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't the point not to have an ectual licence plate? If you have one why not display it?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I don't have answers for all of their crazy sadly haha.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if they get a reply that says "I do not consent, I do not contract, I do not accept your terms and conditions" on their paperwork with a new copy of the ticket? Just keep throwing their bull back at them.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Foiled by elementary school tactics.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

They don't seem to grasp that concept which is really funny to me. "You can just say i don't consent and they have to let you go."
"I do not consent to you not consenting."
Gotttem

[–] Granite@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sovcit Sitcom… now I kinda want to write this

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Sov-cit-com, make it a radio show

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

OMG that would be amazing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Hello, Sherriff? The city cops stole my Sovereign Citizen license plate and won't give it back! I demand a resolution! Hey! Stop laughing so I can tell you what I demand!"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

This one also lost her health care job for not getting vaccinated against COVID-19 when she was mandated to. So basically she has shot herself in the foot for, like, everything.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Say these SEVEN words, in order, and the world is your oyster:

"person, man, woman, camera, tv"

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

in blue

Oh shit. This ordeal is about to get wicked!

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tss, the real sovcits know you have to write in fuchsia to unlock the secret bureaucracy magic.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He better remember to do it at a 45 degree angle or else it won't work

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Should have used a pen that only they can see.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't understand how movements like this even exist, like how many Sovcits need to get arrested before they realize this shit doesn't work?

If "But can you not?" worked to avoid arrest, then Police Brutality would plummet to nothing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it exists because it has very little organization. Sovereign citizen is a term for a loosely grouped bunch of people with anti government beliefs, and their beliefs are all passed mostly by word of mouth. In their minds it's all a success story.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Given that organized Solipsism Movements exist, I'm not sure organization or lackthereof would negatiely impact this.

[–] UserMeNever 2 points 1 year ago

Anything else? What am i missing?

A brain.