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[–] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

fixed another typo

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.

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[–] nzeayn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"

[–] Shizu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release
[–] popcar2@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

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[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Changed index.html

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Formatting fixes

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"cleanup" lol

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fixed tests.

[–] moonleay@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago
[–] bytheway@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

“Some appropriate message.”

[–] Dragoninventor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

fix this fucking gitignore

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

[–] grimdeter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[–] eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 3 points 1 year ago

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

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