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submitted 10 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 10 months ago (6 children)

"Alright", "I agree", "Fair point", "Proceed further"

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You slut

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

Think shamer!

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 44 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Affirmative", "Much obliged"

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 10 months ago

"Positive"

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago

"I concur"

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 17 points 10 months ago

"In the pipe, 5 by 5"

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 18 points 10 months ago

"You have my heartfelt endorsement."

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Uhuh

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've dated that girl. Not gonna lie, "uhuh" is hot as fuck.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

10-4 good buddy

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I second your motion

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄　丂ㄒ乇卩　乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm a big fan of "YIPPEE!!!!"

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But only if you do it like the geologists in settlers 2 when they find something in the ground.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was actually thinking of Mario, but I think they're pretty similar...

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[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure this is a Demetri Martin joke.

[–] beeham@midwest.social 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Confirmed: https://youtu.be/MQ3JzzUfkzI?t=3m18s

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There was a porn video of a popular French girl saying "Oui" over and over again.

It sounded so funny that I couldn't nut. Then I did.

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You persevered against all odds. Bravo.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read this as 'perversed' at first

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Both work tbh 🤷

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In Japanese they don't say yes, they say good. The word for good is ii (sounds like eee). There's not a different consonant or vowel to break up saying "good" over and over, so you just hear iiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[–] onion@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

They could do a glottal stop here and there

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Yep, yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep, uh-huh, uh-huh!

[–] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Okey-dokey! Okey-dokey!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Worked for Lucy in Fallout 🤷

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[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that what happens in the last few episodes of better call saul?

[–] not_so_handsome_jack@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

Yep.

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

How about "Yippee"?

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Or yeppers.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

YES SIR! YES MAM!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 10 months ago

...I think this falls in the same category as "Good girl"

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/T6jrPyLoAVc

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This was unreasonably funny for how low effort. Awesome.

Oh, and now I thought of the "yip yips"

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago

Yep, correct, it follows, your argument is sound, your…

QED.

[–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I have arrived

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Pro pain and pro pain accessories

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

YUUP!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago

I like to make the same sounds that turtles make when fucking.

[–] Kor@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Only people that are fine with substituting mayonnaise with miracle whip in a potato salad. Ya gotta experiment if the need arises, ya know.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago

I laugh, some of those faces people pull are fucking hilarious.

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