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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

I've thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

"Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?"

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago

Wanna see my sixpack?

[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He’s coming

He’s coming

He’s coming

[–] Caffeine@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That motherfucker had like...30 god damn dicks.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

Imagine the clean up. Christ.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[Let me lay it on the line

He had 2 on the vine

I mean, 2 sets of testicles

so divine

](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

[–] Brad_Brace@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it's the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I've heard of "growing a pair" but not growing just one.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

People just half ass things nowadays

[–] bfaliszek@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] harry315@feddit.de 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've got questions I'm too afraid of knowing the answer

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

'Ol 3-balls.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I knew a guy that everyone called "Treball". I regret asking him why.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have...

Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two.... two...uh, you... you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

There's nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The middle one is his cock

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Huschke@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed be thy name'

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

It's not a toomah

[–] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.

[–] cob4t@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Holdenmaxxing: