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[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ask your mother how she did it

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're excused. Anyone else?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The guy who was turned into a cow found out that day all his coworkers had secretly been furries the whole time.

[–] urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

a boss that is also a cartoon villain is more understanding than my workplace

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I can almost always lucid dream, but I’ve never been able to turn into not-me. No issues with flying (except the damn power lines in the way), sexy-time-on-demand, using doorways as portals to wherever I want to go, etc, but if I try to become not-me, I wake up. Can’t say I’ve ever tried to become a cow, though.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sexy time

Vietnam flashbacks to 2012 era weird reddit slang

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Borat movie was from 2006.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You are correct, but what I'm saying, is that by 2012 it was used by weird nerds on reddit almost any time they referred to sex lol

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our 2012 overlords.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another certified reddit classique fr fr 👌

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Sigh, unzips.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly influenced by movies and games, I'm not-me in my dreams all the time. I've been all kinds of people, animals, aliens, non-corporeal entities etc, but as soon as I realize it's happening, not-me instantly becomes me.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm never in my dreams. My dreams are from the 3rd person perspective and play out like a movie.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They're like a movie for me as well, but I'm directing, filming and acting in them. You could say I'm on set, creating scenes and playing them out.

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's hard to dream of something you can't experience or imagine. I wonder if role playing a cow in full costume would bring them closer to their dreams.

[–] r4venw@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I wonder if the guy who lived as a goat for a few days has goat dreams...

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/the-man-who-lived-like-a-goat

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you weren't chosen by Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill to protect your planet I feel bad for you, son: I got 99 problems but lacking the ability to shapeshift into the animal of my choosing ain't one

[–] shuzuko@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Psh

Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul or bust son, Aximili is just a lowly aristh, ain't got nothin' on a true prince ✋😠

[–] xv9d@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I think you mean Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul. Ax is Elfangor's brother

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All I've ever used Chat-GPT for is asking stuff like, what if the Hobbits were Animorphs? What if the Animorphs had the Ring of Power? And similar questions. It spends most of the time reminding me these are both works of fiction, which I feel is a given.

My sister could tell you.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago

I'm already an animal, maaan.

[–] mononomi 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought this was a meme fan edit, then realized it's her official channel lol. This is art. She has to be next level troll with this awareness. Her meme lines, the anime, the window xp wallpaper, the glorious cow. She's a fully aware troll.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

When we worry about AI taking over art, there ain't no AI that can pull that masterpiece off.

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was going to give advice and explain what works for me but then i saw the sub

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The only time I've ever been able to just make something happen by wanting it badly enough in my mind was turning on the radio and hearing the song I was singing in my head begin to play at the exact spot I was at in my head.

The Secret is fuckin' bullshit.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I always try things like this when I realize I'm dreaming, yet it never happens on command. Like if I want something or want to be somewhere, I can never just make it happen instantly, but if the thought lingers in my head long enough it'll sort of manifest itself in the dream.

[–] graeghos_714@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you live with the Yaqui indians you can turn into a raven. /s Obscure Castaneda reference

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 2 points 1 year ago

Tylko jedno w głowie mam

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago

Can’t be a cow, man.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Smoke salvia