Futurama

Shutup baby, i know it

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

I'm back baby!

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Do a flip!

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Bite my shiny metal ass

I am bender. Please, insert girder.

Me, Bender.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

Daffodils.

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Here's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!

Shut up baby I know it

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!