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[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 125 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Clathrus archeri is not known to be toxic, however, consuming this fungus would not be enjoyable. Due to the rotting stench of stinkhorns, culinary application is not a common thought. There is also no record of the fungus being treated as a delicacy.

Lol. Damn near every fungi on Wikipedia has a toxicology section. But this one is just like, No one would ever think about eating this so who fucking knows?

[–] valen@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

-Terry Pratchett

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe despite it's shite smell it's like super duper delicious and nobody has tried until now?

[–] MajorSauce@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

You go first.

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

Or maybe it's a super food like Durian

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's that fruit that smells like sewage?

[–] EchoCT@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah that one

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one obviously doesn't want us to eat it haha.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Might be a hell of a trip though.

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So yeah, it's likely no one has ever tried to eat one... but I feel pretty confident someone's tried to fuck one.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a valuable cylinder stuck in a octopus stinkhorn and I can't get it out, what do I do?

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rip and tear until it is done

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

That's crazy. There are people out there who intentionally rot meat in order to eat it, but this one comes pre-smelly and it's not actually rotten and nobody eats it? That's fucked up

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall

[–] selinson@mander.xyz 58 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I also found some last fall!

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.

[–] selinson@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

It sure smelled like that. (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Appropriate name.

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn't following me.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, they have no sight or hearing. They can only sense fear.

[–] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I've never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare

[–] selinson@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

xD I read a lot of books about nature when I was a kid and therefore knew of this fungus for some time. I always wanted to see this one, too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

That's so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the pics! WILD!

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

This makes it seem so harmless.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For goodness' sake, DO NOT GO NEAR THE FREAKY ALIEN EGG THING THAT HAS TENTACLES AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

This is how people die in movies

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Put my dumbass face right in one last month.

"That's fucking disgusting!"

sniff

"Yep. Revolting."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 1 year ago

You sure there ain't an Oblivion portal nearby?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somebody call Sigourney Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That has some serious Cthulhu vibes

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pbpbpbpbhhhb'hh pfb'hhbhfp ph'pbhbfbf'bhfp

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Pfft. I heard that one last week.

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[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Father Nurgle is pleased.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] selinson@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

German Wikipedia says it's edible but it doesn't taste good.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Would be a vegan alternative to sea food

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also called 'Devil's Fingers'

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a Banana called that too

[–] stiephel@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Oh shit that was your vid? You are famous in Europe my strong cocked lordship

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 7 points 1 year ago

Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life

As someone who's absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

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