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Funniest sentence wins (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Finally!

[–] YaksDC@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Fucking Empire!"

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Time to hop into the cryo pod for 152 years.

[–] small44@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

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[–] necromancyr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well, that's going to leave a mark.

[–] somerandomperson1231@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Basically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY

[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the fish.

[–] doubletwist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

In this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

death sentence

[–] kaupas24@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Oh no... Anyway

[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"Uhm" probably

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably something along the lines of

I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a sound

Let's go!

[–] padge@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Welp, there goes the Superbowl.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

oop i fard and shid pant teehee

[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 1 points 1 year ago

So it was a one way trip? Always has been.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well, so much for that.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

There was once a man from nantucket

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Spaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.

[–] Foni@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry

[–] slam@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck me Rhonda.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

There goes my post-mission holidays.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

What am I doing in space?

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Huston, you have a problem!

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

No way to play poker again

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

Bober kurwa!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 year ago

Earth and the comet that struck it;

Made a hole so big I could fuck it

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"

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