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[–] jesusrp98@lemmy.world 153 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

The gas prices will probably go up.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

[–] eguidarelli@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

Houston, you have a problem.

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Obama.

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth

[–] bzarb8ni@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

"NOT THE EARTH!!

That's where I keep all my stuff!"

 - the tick
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."

[–] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.

Just saying.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least I brought my towel

[–] HELLZBELLY@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Or "well... fuck."

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[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 1 year ago

Last man standing, bitches.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

Don't panic.

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Nooo the economy

(Stolen from another meme)

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't say anything you just take your helmet off

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love it when a plan comes together.

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[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

This is gonna ruin the economy.

[–] skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least climate change got solved

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Insig@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I should have brought my towel...

Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Shit....that's where I kept all my stuff.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Shakira Shakira

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, the economy!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Shit, I forgot to pack potatoes.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Blockbuster

.... Who wants to tell 'em?

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.

[–] quantumantics@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/ towards the end he covers this sort of scenario in the form of a diamond sphere.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

I never should've doubted Randall

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"Finally, it was damn fucking time"

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

See Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!

[–] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Really simple

“Bollocks”

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

AAAAAAAH

as I get pelted by Earths space debris

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago
[–] erie09@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

"LMAO fuck you jeremy"

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Huh, that's not ideal

No words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.

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