janus2

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holy shit that is cool.

forgetting what I was talking about mid-sentence

asking someone what they just asked me to do 30 seconds ago because I didn't write it down fast enough

doing requests immediately even if they're not urgent because otherwise I'll forget

procrastinating showering long enough that my hair is visibly dirty 😞

if I got full amnesia I would technically no longer be myself but I'd still be alive

of my god so many memories of quoting this in high school (and failing to quote it due to laughing too hard)

I want to believe in it because the thought of hell or oblivion fucking existentially terrifies me. I like being a human. Or at least a sentient self aware creature.

But I don't know what to believe because I don't know the truth. :(

new race wars spring up over attached/detached earlobes, innie/outie belly buttons, and toe length ratios

finally beating a really tricky level/boss in a video game (but not so tough that by the time you beat it you're just over it)

usually because I wrote the note before unsticking it from the pad, realize I wrote it upside down (or sideways), and I'm not gonna be arsed to rewrite it

bout to be some Mice of NIMH

computers are ladies! :]