Ask Lemmy

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

Not a lot changes

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

Pretty good actually.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Ooo fishies

:,(

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Bollocks.

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

I need to work on my temper

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

I'm already dead

I think I'd be alright.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

I'm not gonna worry about it

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

The walls are closing in...

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.