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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this that "waterfall method" I've heard so much about?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

[–] DaemonSlayer@literature.cafe 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Deebster@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

[–] SkyeHarith@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago
[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 1 year ago

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Unity Message | 💀

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there's nothing to be ashamed of

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

To erectile this function

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Salvador Dali would like a word

[–] gaterush@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

When your function literally returns the void

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

The angle of the dangle