It's always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won't have to do it. There's no way I'm remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That's like five years away.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's why I have my pocket computer remember for me

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But the pocket computer also contains the infinite distraction vortex...

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In fact, you're there right now.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

Ah shit