Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Lemmy can help (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by orangeNgreen@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have a newborn that hasn't had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is "normal".

So to answer the question...breastmilk?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Delicious, nutritious, shitless

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

My dad once said, "if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn't have to poop".