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Recursion (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The pistol grip is a derringer.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

and inside that is one of those tube single shot in a pen james bond type of thing.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I'll just grow em myself at that point.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They're just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

[–] Leeker@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

So that's why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

The singin' and dancin' girl gets one tucked in a garter as well.