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submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

Being a wizard is super expensive.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.

Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Death by papercuts