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Honestly, Trump and his base are straight up traitors and should all be deported.
Deported to where? Kenya? /s
That floating island made of trash.
The Marianas Trench.
I hear North Korea is lovely this time of year.
Rwanda's so hot right now...
Yes, and the USA wouldn't have that pesky ECHR getting in the way either.
Hell, at this point i don't care if they send em to Kanye lol
No-one wants your brain-dead morons, thanks.
Hey they’re free! What a bargain! You can use them however you like! Flower arranging. Ditch digging. You could stack them like cord wood and make cool fort. You could tell all sorts of absolute nonsense and they’ll believe it like the most niaive little children.
If they really were that convenient, you wouldn't give them away for free. Something is fishy here.
NO NO HONEST!!! There’s nothing, uh… wrong… with them… they’re just, uh. SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENT!!! YEAH!!!
HEY WHAT A BARGAIN HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS GREAT DEAL UP?!?!