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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you don't floss daily, you'll get gingivitis. Then, your dentist will use a really tiny power washer between your teeth and gums that sort of has a "nails on a chalkboard" feel to it.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks. I'm flossing tonight.