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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Worst case scenario I die”

But did you die?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Only a few times and not for that long

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The last one pairs very well with "What's the worst that could happen?"