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Finally made an account (media.kbin.social)

submitted 2 years ago by ramboteng@kbin.social to c/RedditMigration@kbin.social

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[–] Zorque@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (6 children)

What's the best way to get rid of a body... theoretically?

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Own a pig farm.

[–] Grimlo9ic@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apparently they go through bone like buttah!

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm!

[–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

@GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene...

@ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

what about women owning pig farms?

[–] brcl@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

This is the correct answer…I’ve heard…

[–] ludeth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Take my shameless upvote

[–] FreeBooteR69@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't work out for Robert Pickton, still got caught.

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law.

[–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Microwave fish at the office.

[–] ludeth@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure this tracks.. but I laughed

[–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I wasn't sure it would land so thank you haha

[–] lixus98@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

theoretically

I got scared until you said this, ofc any question is fine as long as it is hypothetical.

[–] PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pigs or acid!

[–] FooSolo@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Why not both. Pigs on Acid.

[–] Ado@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

[–] okbin@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

@IllegalLifeProTips

[–] tiphphin@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

Put them in a freshly dug grave. Nobody will think of looking there.

For some reason, the priest giving our marriage preparation classes thought it was necessary to share this unsolicited fact.