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VW introduces monthly subscription to increase car power (www.bbc.com)

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[–] WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still not the most nazi electric car out there..

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a spin on "no one out pizzas the hut" but I can't make it flow smoothly...

'no one out nazis the cu--' maybe

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Cult?

Curt?

Curb?

Cuba?

Culo?

Don't leave us hanging, we need to know!