this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
365 points (98.2% liked)
iamverybadass
109 readers
154 users here now
founded 4 months ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Just tell everyone you have a small penis. It's much easier than putting on your hockey gear every morning.
You'd think that, but you'd be surprised how few people want to hear that at 7:30 in the morning on the bus.