It activates the same chemicals in your brain as cocaine! 
Well, yeah, there are only ~~three~~^[@Neuromancer49@midwest.social corrected me] a few neurotransmitters. That's not saying much.
You know what else activates those chemicals? Practically everything. When scientists breed "knockout" mice without dopamine, the mice just stand there until they die of thirst, because there is no reward for.... living.
It contains more germs than a toilet seat! 
Germs like moist surfaces. We don't want germs on our toilets, which is why we make them out of porcelain, which is hard, dry, non-porous, and easy to clean.
If it had more germs than your colon, then I would be concerned.
The worst part of having studied physics is the that everyone and their dog had an opinion on physics.
I spent 4.5 years studying, I know a good bit about some really specific interactions of electrons at middling energies with condensed matter. A little crystallography and band structure stuff, a bit about surface energetic structure and some models we have for explaining surface chemistry.
I do not have an opinion on the structure of space time, and I very much strongly doubt that some fucker who's spent a few hours reading the Wikipedia pages without even taking notes understands anything useful about the standard model.
People don't do this about biology, nobody is like "haha Golgi bodies am I right? Have you every wondered about whether RNA is every incorporated into cell membranes?" it's always physics.
End my suffering.
There is this great video by Angela Collier about how American billionaires love to pretend to understand physics. There is just something about physics in American society that makes it extra attractive for charlatans
She is a treasure, after I read about that moron talking about "vibe physics" I really needed someone to spend an hour enumerating all the specific ways they were being stupid.
Wow buddy, a machine designed to emit affirming text emitted some text that said "who's a smart boy? You are, yes you are!" and it broke your fucking brain in twain.
The billionaires piss me off especially because they have the resources to poach the greatest teachers of our age and just like hang out with them in some tropical paradise getting totally immersed in a field. No pressure to produce useful work, just the ecstasy of following pure curiosity in the company of genius. But nah, even that is too much like actual work for them.
PS It's not just seppos, that shit is everywhere. People think knowing some silly stuff about what a wavefunction is makes you into some sort of god. I got hired to a bunch of jobs I could not do on the basis of being a physics knower and my bosses often wanted me to affirm their dumb Deep Thoughts.
sick band name, what kinda stuff do you guys usually play?
I am a solo act, doing some pretty avant garde stuff. Tends towards screaming based chants at the news and spoken word anti-LLM multi-hour long screeds.
Angela Collier mentioned
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
antivaxers, biohackers, supplement salespeople, the list goes on
I studied biology and biopsychology and now my job is vitamin supplement salesman. I like having a bullshit office job but that extra layer of pretending to go along with bullshit is maddening. Someone asked me if we had anything for whooping cough and like holy shit dude you need a doctor and antibiotics not a dumbass college dropout that barely knows excel.
Ok yeah fair cop. Guess we're all blinkered by our own experiences.
i could've done physics but i became a billionaire instead