It activates the same chemicals in your brain as cocaine! 
Well, yeah, there are only ~~three~~^[@Neuromancer49@midwest.social corrected me] a few neurotransmitters. That's not saying much.
You know what else activates those chemicals? Practically everything. When scientists breed "knockout" mice without dopamine, the mice just stand there until they die of thirst, because there is no reward for.... living.
It contains more germs than a toilet seat! 
Germs like moist surfaces. We don't want germs on our toilets, which is why we make them out of porcelain, which is hard, dry, non-porous, and easy to clean.
If it had more germs than your colon, then I would be concerned.
makes me irrationally angry when people misunderstand schrodinger's cat
I'm not even sure I get it. Isn't he just saying that it's silly to imagine a cat being alive and dead therefore the Copenhagen interpretation must be wrong?^['cause you know, armchair reasoning about the world works great and if we know one thing it's that the universe is preordained to make sense to one species of planes ape]
yup
I studied applied physics. We did the "just shut up and calculate. Do you want to build an electron microscope or have an interesting debate?" interpretation of the wavefunction.