It activates the same chemicals in your brain as cocaine! 
Well, yeah, there are only ~~three~~^[@Neuromancer49@midwest.social corrected me] a few neurotransmitters. That's not saying much.
You know what else activates those chemicals? Practically everything. When scientists breed "knockout" mice without dopamine, the mice just stand there until they die of thirst, because there is no reward for.... living.
It contains more germs than a toilet seat! 
Germs like moist surfaces. We don't want germs on our toilets, which is why we make them out of porcelain, which is hard, dry, non-porous, and easy to clean.
If it had more germs than your colon, then I would be concerned.
Yeah, that's fair, but Limitless didn't piss me off as much because
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they didn't turn him into a USB stick.Like Limitless is kinda fun if you just look at it like a fantasy of how you wanna feel when you do Adderall and think you're super smart, when in reality you're just cleaning your house and doing the shit you've been putting off for the last 6 months.