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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 17 hours ago

this seems like the obvious solution to me and it's kinda wacky that it's not already standard, just have a loud as fuck alarm go off if metal goes through the first door leading to the general scanner area.

just gotta have enough distance between the detector and the scanner, so there's time for people to intervene.