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World's oldest baby is born in the United States (news.sky.com)

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[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Instead, she opted for "embryo adoption", which allowed her to have a say in the future parents - with the process overseen by a religious agency.

Nightlight Christian Adoptions took on the embryos and placed them with Lindsey and Tim Pierce.

They fitted Linda's criteria of a married, Caucasian Christian couple...

How lovely

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Buying frozen babies, just as God intended.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.

It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people's needs?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whose needs?

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The needs of the faithful and women who need an abortion, would you prefer they acted hateful and deny these services or would you prefer them being willing to find a logical exception to the rules of their faith to help people in the modern age?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This article has literally nothing to do with abortion. This couple bought a leftover IVF embryo.