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Replace guns with anything else and your comment will rightly sound very stupid.
Give up hate. Give up facism. Give up excessive consumerism
All sounds fine to me!
Pipe dream but noble
Gun ownership =/= fascism
Agreed. But Americans love both right now
No
Sigh.
Let me try:
"Just give up the crossbows!". Nah, sounds fine.
"Just give up the anthrax!". Nope, totally ok with that.
"Just give up the punji stick pittraps". Still feeling ok.
I don't think it sounds stupid at all.
This is so American. Just give up the damn child pornography!
This is so American. Just give up the damn heroin!
This is so American. Just give up the damn National Socialism!