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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 145 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?

[–] huppakee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Dear god it them

The myth, the legend, the plate