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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.

Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder... What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I'm sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.