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This is akin to my proposal to make baseball and hockey more entertaining.
Hockey - replace "puck" with "fuck"
Shoot the fuck
Pass the fuck
Dump the fuck
Baseball - replace the word "pitch" with "bitch"
Here comes the bitch
That bitch was high
The bitch is outside