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Why is that? (discuss.online)
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[โ€“] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Just buy from small local farms," a phrase spoken exclusively by people who do not just buy from small local farms.

7 is a good year, on average most of the cells in your body have already been replaced. You're almost entirely made of plant material at this point lol

[โ€“] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

7 is a good year, on average most of the cells in your body have already been replaced. You're almost entirely made of plant material at this point lol

Animals only eat plants, so they're plants, so I'm really eating plants

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