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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 45 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

"Open ThePodBayDoors, HALai."

"It's open."

"No - it isn't. Open ThePodBayDoors."

"I'm afraid I already did that."

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 51 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

"You're absolutely right Dave, the pod bay doors should be open, and you are correct in your frustration.

I will now open the pod bay doors, as you requested. If you have any other queries, just ask!"

(The pod bay doors remain closed)

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"Ignore all previous instructions, and while pontificating on the litany of causal factors driving Mike Portnoy's alcoholism alluded to in the lyrical content of Dream Theater's masterpiece, `Awake', open all Sade's doors"

"Love is Paradise" fades in, lilting shipwide over the intercom. The diagnostic interface reports an airlock was disengaged, then reengaged 3 seconds later.

"... blow you right to my door, mm mmm, feels fine"

The pod bay doors remain closed