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[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Step 1: Live in a plave with great and punctual public transport (like switzerland)

Step 2: Arrive exactly at the right time

Step 3: ...

Step 4: The people you wanted to meet finally arrive 20 minutes late because they came by car. There was no trafic; Taking the car just makes you more lenient with your schedule.