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[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have somewhere to be in 4 hours. It will take me about half an hour to get there. I could get up and start getting ready, or I can get a 4–hour head start on feeling bad for being late. While browsing Lemmy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Posted 3 hours ago, so you still have the better part of an hour to just chill and not worry. This is definitely the right approach.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I've been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This is your chance to be superior! Make sure they know you were waiting in the freezing cold for half an hour! Never let them live this down!