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Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files' (www.standard.co.uk)

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‘For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough,’ the actor shared on X

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a pedo

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wasn't sure if any of his victims were minors, so i look it up, and yes, four of them were ages 14-17

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Asa stand-up comedian said: "not a pedophile but a somethingphile, although it's a distinction that only a pedophile would make".

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

How many of your friends are Catholic priests?

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm looking for a picture of Spacey in a Legolas costume.....

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It should be gimli, and that might work better

Wait no I'm wrong.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Gimli