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talking to my dad about depression (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is why I'm adopting if I ever decide with my wife to be parents. Can't imagine the guilt of my DNA looking me in the eye and asking why "did you make me?"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Look straight back and say, "cause your mum wanted to get rawdogged and forgot her birth control pills".

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

“…and your dad refused to get a vasectomy” which is easy and reversible and quick-recovery

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

I know so many well meaning people who have said exactly this

Until the pregnancy test. And then they’re like “Let’s fucking DO it! We’ll be parents!!”