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[–] ater@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I used to work at a zoo. When you introduce a new animal to an exhibit, you soap the window so they don't hurt themselves in their confusion. Just... Take a bar of soap and fog up the window with it.

Probably smells a lot better too.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If im a monkee in da zoo imma lick that shit doe 🙊🐒🐵🙉

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

You could soap the outside, but then the outside monkeys (children) would lick it off...

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh I always assumed that that inevitable wear and tear on the window, or poor maintenance

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I'd guess this would be significantly cheaper too.